Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Shakespearean Insults!

I am posting a list of some Shakespearean insults that I found with a friend of mine (That is what I do with my time.)
They are amazing. (And they are all real. That's what makes them so awesome!)
Remember them and you can start using them!!!

Thou loggerheaded clay-brained wagtail!
Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat!
Thou halfpenny purse of wit, thou pigeon egg of discretion!
You Banbury cheese!

and lastly...

Take you me for a sponge?! 

Yaaaaaaaaay! ☺
If you remember these, I swear they will come in handy! (Sometime.)



  1. Yes! I'm putting them on mine too! Put me in your acknowledgments!^^

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    Thou wimpled beef-witted blind-worm!
    Thou mewling rough-hewn strumpet!